🌳The Orb Glowed. The World Sang. And the Wind Blew the Window Open.
Jas wasn’t sure if they were awake or still dreaming when they found the orb—half-buried under the roots of the old tree, humming softly like it remembered them.
They touched it, and suddenly—
⚡ORB TRANSMISSION BEGINS
May 29, 2025 – Global Frequency Breach – Channel 404
ELON HAS LEFT THE CHAT.
"Citing tree dreams, static in the brain, and a sudden craving for quiet, Elon Musk resigns from everything. All roles, all platforms, all satellites. Effective immediately."
Cue planet-wide celebration:
- In Rio, people danced in biodegradable confetti that smelled faintly of citrus and defiance.
- In Tokyo, vending machines dispensed free poetry.
- In Quebec, people just yelled into the sky.
- Meanwhile, in Texas, cows were seen “mooing in harmony” to the iconic anthem:
🎶 Na na na, na na na naaah… Hey hey hey, goodbye! 🎶
Even the ISS blinked its lights in Morse code:
G-O-O-D-R-I-D-D-A-N-C-E
The orb pulsed once more and whispered:
“The system reboots… when enough people dance.”
Jas dropped the orb. Their heart beat like a drum.
And then—the wind blew the window open.
de do de do… 🌬️🎵